Happy Diwali 2019: The funniest Deepavali jokes and memes lighting up the Internet – The Indian Express

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Diwali jokes and memes have taken social media by storm.

Diwali, the festival of lights is here, as people across the country gear up to celebrate the day with their loved ones. It is the time of the year that Indians across the world look forward and celebrate with delicious meals, mouth-watering desserts and sweets.

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While wishing family and friends in the morning with messages and quotes through chats have become part of the Internet age, there’s plenty of joyous spirits that can be seen on social media too. Rib-tickling jokes and memes that perfectly encapsulate the festive cheer have also flooded social media.

ALSO READ | ‘Struggle is real’: Smriti Irani shares hilarious meme on Diwali mithai and people couldn’t agree more

From kaju katli jokes to how one feel thrilled and scared while bursting a sutli bomb, here are the funniest #Diwali jokes on the Internet that will surely leave you splits.

Sample these:

If cricketers were crackers:

– Jasprit Bumrah: Chakri – always targets the toes

– Rishabh Pant: sasta rocket – always misfires

– Ravindra Jadeja: Hunter – isse kuchh bhi karwa lo

– Hardik Pandya: 100 shots – yeh karke hi aata hai

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 27, 2019

*Me after lighting a sutli bomb*#Diwali #Deepavali pic.twitter.com/MuFfatNpav

— Tweetera🐦 (@DoctorrSays) October 27, 2019

When someone meets you just to wish you #HappyDiwali

Whatsapp: pic.twitter.com/1LrTzjMEqf

— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 27, 2019

#HappyDeepavali ♥️ pic.twitter.com/NaICbPczWP

— 🅰️🇲🅰️🇳 (@AMAnZING1109) October 27, 2019

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Pehle “Happy, prosperous, bless, good health, Wisdom” sabko ek ek matra me le pic.twitter.com/2YCawcHDTX

— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) October 27, 2019

#HappyDeepavali

*Aag lgane ke bad jab bomb na Foote*

me to friend : pic.twitter.com/1I1fcsB7gC

— Pranjul Sharma🌼 (@Pranjultweet) October 27, 2019

Pic 1 : Tumhara bhai ni darta. M sutli bomb fodd k aaunga.

*bomb ki batti m halki si chingari dikhte hi*

Pic 2 : Bhaagg madar footne wala hai…. 🙃🎉 pic.twitter.com/EjHcG7c1KB

— _नारी_😼 (@atram_shatram) October 27, 2019

#Diwali

Fuljhadi be like – pic.twitter.com/p6SSSDOzRO

— बंजारा (@tripylekhak) October 27, 2019

Gulab Jamun after seeing growing popularity of Kaju Katli in #Diwali season pic.twitter.com/EUqq9lXaz9

— Humor Being🌈 (@followTheGupta) October 26, 2019

Ghar walo ne ghar ko ludo bana ke rakha hai😭😭 pic.twitter.com/mJxC38LkgY

— Lady Stoneheart (@GalatDisha) October 26, 2019

5. Katrina Kaif – Mango Rasgulla because it has Mango and it’s Rasiyaaa

6. Abbas Mustan – Jalebi because they love twists

7. Shiney Ahuja – Anything that’s prepared using Milk’maid’

8. Ranbir Kapoor – Currently Aaloo ka halwa, but it keeps changing

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) October 26, 2019

When you gift kaju katli to someone and they say yaar isbar soan papdi nahi doge? pic.twitter.com/UzIUt6siRh

— Mask (@Mr_LoLwa) October 26, 2019

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Rockets’ James Harden has funny response after hitting his face with game ball – ClutchPoints

Houston Rockets superstar James Harden made the meme team on Saturday night when he slammed the ball into the ground in frustration and hit his own face at the end of the first half of their game against the New Orleans Pelicans.

A reported asked Harden whether the hit to the face hurt. The 2017-18 MVP hilariously credited his signature beard for protecting him from the damage:

James Harden, on the ball he bounced and hit his own face at the end of the 2nd quarter:

Reporter: “Did it hurt?”

Harden: “It hit the beard, so I had protection.”

— Stefano Fusaro (@FusaroESPN) October 27, 2019

James Harden tried to fish for a foul on a 3-point attempt at the end of the second quarter. The refs saw through his antics and didn’t blow the whistle.

The Rockets superstar was visibly frustrated as he bounced the ball hard into the ground. Unfortunately, the ball didn’t bounce the right way as it hit him right on the button.

Pelicans guard Josh Hart, who was defending Harden on that play, saw the incident firsthand and couldn’t believe what he just witnessed:

James Harden accidentally hit himself in the face with the ball and Josh Hart was shook 🤣 pic.twitter.com/l1FeUn0cxX

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 27, 2019

The Rockets were still able to sneak past the Pelicans, 126-123, to get their first victory of the new season.

James Harden had a frustrating night overall, as he made just 8-of-29 from the field and turned the ball over eight times. He converted just two of his 18 tries from beyond the arc, but nailed 11-of-12 freebies at the charity stripe. Nevertheless, the former MVP still top-scored for Houston with 29 points and added four rebounds and five assists.

His partner-in-crime, Russell Westbrook, finished with 28 points, 10 rebounds, and 13 assists to notch his 139th career triple-double. Westbrook moved into second on the all-time triple-doubles list, passing Los Angeles Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

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15 Funny Quotes About Work to Get You Through the Day – WomansDay.com

For most people, one of the givens of life is that we all, at some point, have to have a job, in one form or another. Whether you’re a banker, a teacher, a salesperson, or a caregiver, our weekdays are typically filled with the stresses of work life. And while some may say that they’re lucky enough to have found a job that they love so much, it never truly feels like they’re working, the majority of us are out there dealing with stressful coworkers and trying to decide whether it’s worth using up a sick day so that you can avoid that three hour-long meeting and nap instead. And while you could do that, another way to deal is by finding some humor in the thick of it all with these funny quotes about work.

Let these hilarious quotes about work — straight from the mouths of well-known names like Robert Frost, Albert Einstein, and even Homer Simpson — bring a smile to your face.

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Diwali 2019 Memes: 10 funny memes about Diwali that will make you laugh out loud – Times of India

The most awaited festival of the year, Diwali is here. It is the festival of light and togetherness where we worship Lord Ganesha and Goddess Lakshmi and enjoy with our near and dear ones. The celebration of the festival lasts for five days, starting two days prior to Diwali and lasting two days after Diwali.

Dhanteras marks the beginning and the festival ends on the day of Bhai dooj, which is celebrated two days after Diwali.

The festival is the celebration of the victory of good over evil. On this day it is believed that Lord Ram came back to Ayodhaya after being in vanwas for 14 long years.

People exchange gifts with their friends and family, burn crackers, play cards, tambola and several other games to enjoy the festival.

The five day Diwali celebration includes:
Day 1 Diwali festival is on October 25, Friday – Dhanteras

Day 2 Diwali festival is on October 26, Saturday – Hanuman Puja or Chhoti Diwali

Day 3 Diwali festival is on October 27, Sunday – Lakshmi Puja, Diwali

Day 4 Diwali festival is on October 28, Monday – Govardhan Puja

Day 5 Diwali festival is on October 29, Tuesday – Bhaiya Dooj

People clean their houses to welcome Goddess Diwali who is believed to visit the houses on this day.

To celebrate the auspicious festival of Diwali, here are some fun-filled memes that you can share with your loved ones to make them laugh.

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These Viral Videos Of Cinderblock The Obese Cat Exercising Are Too Funny – BuzzFeed News

On Oct. 19, Northshore Veterinary Hospital in Bellingham, Washington uploaded a video of an adorable, extremely large cat named Cinderblock using one paw to move on a treadmill as part of her weight loss regimen.

In the week since that first video went up, Cinderblock has become a viral celebrity.

Since then, the vet has periodically posted updates of Cinderblock’s progress, including a video of her walking — reluctantly — on treadmill on all fours.

People can’t look away from this hilarious cat who, in the first viral video, was sitting on the edge of the treadmill instead of walking on it on all fours, and using just one paw to move on the exercise machine.

“You working out?” the veterinarian says in the background of the video.

According to the vet, Cinderblock is currently on a “weight loss journey.”

“This fabulous feline is obese, and it is affecting her quality of life,” the hospital wrote in its Instagram caption. “We are helping her achieve weight loss through a prescription diet and exercise. She is not on board with the exercise 😂.”

Cinderblock has won over many hearts in the last week, to say the least. “IN THIS HOUSE WE CHEER ON CINDERBLOCK YOU GOT THIS BB DO THAT WORKOUT,” Twitter user @smolpinkcat tweeted.

“Can we please keep getting updates of Cinderblock’s progress? She is the most precious thing in my life now,” Twitter user @_stuti wrote.

Many said Cinderblock’s struggle was relatable.

Others talked about how emotionally invested they were in her journey, and cheered her on.

I’m emotional invested in a cat’s weight loss journey on instagram. We will get through this, Cinderblock.

01:48 PM – 25 Oct 2019

The Northshore Veterinary Hospital has continued posting videos of Cinderblock on their Instagram account. In one video, the caption explains that doctors are encouraging her to move around by “scattering the kibble.”

“This does also increase her exercise albeit not dramatically,” the caption says. “Every little bit helps.”

BuzzFeed News has reached out to the animal hospital for comment. In the meantime, you can follow Cinderblock’s weight loss journey on the Northshore Veterinary Hospital Instagram account.

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Smriti Irani’s “Baazigar” Meme On Diwali Has Internet In Splits – NDTV News

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Union Minister Smriti Irani’s Instagram meme highlighting the struggle of those sticking to their diet during Diwali is going viral. The Union Minister on Saturday posted a meme based on a scene from the 1993 thriller ”Baazigar”, featuring Johnny Lever and Dinesh Hingoo.

Ms Irani captioned the post: “The struggle is Real (crying emoji) me and my Diwali Mithai.”

In the meme, Johnny Lever and Dinesh Hingoo were labelled “My diet” and “me eating Diwali mithai”, respectively. The scene from the cult film shows the two nervously laughing looking at each other. 

Netizens appreciated Irani’s humorous post and joined in the fun.

While one wrote “So funny! Story of my life” another commented “Too good! I love your humorous posts! & I can relate to this diet myself too.”

Ms Irani, an active Instagram user, is known for her eclectic Insta feed. She often shares funny memes, sweet pictures of her family, informative tidbits and witty jokes on the photo and video sharing app.

Ms Irani is an active Instagram user who often delights her 6.8 lakh followers with her witty and thoughtful posts. 

Another hilarious Instagram post by Richa Chadha proves that celebrities are just like us. Her funny “Diwali ki safai” meme has collected hundreds of amused comments since it was shared on October 24. 

The festival of Diwali or Deepavali is celebrated across India. It symbolises the spiritual “victory of light over darkness, good over evil and knowledge over ignorance.” On this day, people light up their homes with diyas, candles and string lights. Friends and family members exchange gifts and Diwali Puja or Lakshmi Puja is performed in the evening.

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